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George Soros recently called an emergency meeting of all his activists group and affiliates, including their organizers and about a dozen over-the-hill, has-been, yesterday’s news type of celebrity sympathizers. It seems that panic and fear have overcome the group since the people are no longer intimated by key power word labels like Nazi, fascist, racist, bigot and an ever-growing list of phobic words.

It seems their shock value has disappeared faster than Hillary could hide from the press. However, a more important issue has surfaced that requires immediate attention. The activists admit they are running out of issues to protest about when three snowflakes and their professor came to their rescue.

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George Soros recently called an emergency meeting of all his activists group and affiliates, including their organizers and about a dozen over-the-hill, has-been, yesterday’s news type of celebrity sympathizers. It seems that panic and fear have overcome the group since the people are no longer intimated by key power word labels like Nazi, fascist, racist, bigot and an ever-growing list of phobic words.

It seems their shock value has disappeared faster than Hillary could hide from the press. However, a more important issue has surfaced that requires immediate attention. The activists admit they are running out of issues to protest about when three snowflakes and their professor came to their rescue.

They call themselves the Walking Wizards and claim to have never missed a protest. Their plan met with unanimous approval and a standing ovation and approved by George Soros. The plan was presented by all four wizards and reads as follows: In the unlikely event that we run out of issues to protest about we can always protest against the protesters who didn’t protest at the last protest but agreed to protest at the next protest and all future protests as long as they are not the ones being protested against.

Afterwards, they all celebrated on snowflake pie and an unlimited amount of Kool-aid paid for by uncle Georgie. Simple message to the Dems, especially those in the political arena. Stop acting like crybabies and a bunch of bozos and put the American people first, ahead of your egos.

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