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Mynars: The IVF of the South

In a recent dream I was driving out of Birmingham, Ala., headed somewhere, I don’t know where, but for sure out of that state when a voice floated through my vehicle – could have been some AI gamester on my GPS, “Don’t you dare speed as you leave our Yellowhammer State because: ‘Ardemus Jura Nostra Defendere – We Dare Defend our Rights.’”

I asked, thought, dreamt (one of those), “Who are you?”

The response was Tuberville tenuous, “I am the frozen, the not yet born, the perhaps born, the, I don’t know maybe to be born – the IVF of the South!”

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Mynars: The IVF of the South

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In a recent dream I was driving out of Birmingham, Ala., headed somewhere, I don’t know where, but for sure out of that state when a voice floated through my vehicle – could have been some AI gamester on my GPS, “Don’t you dare speed as you leave our Yellowhammer State because: ‘Ardemus Jura Nostra Defendere – We Dare Defend our Rights.’”

I asked, thought, dreamt (one of those), “Who are you?”

The response was Tuberville tenuous, “I am the frozen, the not yet born, the perhaps born, the, I don’t know maybe to be born – the IVF of the South!”

And with that I decided to stop at the next Starbucks to buy a latte before the prices exploded along with my credit card and headed toward a blue state.

After a couple of sips, it came to me: "To be, or not to be?"

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