I have read with interest the concerns expressed in letters regarding the ICLEI.

I see the concerns being raised, yet I am amazed that the letter writers have not seen the Little Green Men. You know the undercover spooks sent to set the ground work for the takeover.

I managed to convince one of the little guys to talk; beware bus lines are coming, condemnation suits are sure to take away the trails.

Be concerned, he let me know, that the Climate Change scientists have arranged with the evil OZ to help take all the land away from us.

You all should be concerned, the little guy told me, you should see if there are any cold war bomb shelters you can buy. Set them up at the trailheads, go to the next gun sale, arm yourselves and shoot on sight.

Oh, he also suggested you keep your heads just where they are, firmly in the sand.